Great Source for N95 Bird Flu Defender Masks

Ordinarily, the Center for Swine Flu Panic eschews product endorsements. However, in this case we believe that we've found the right protection at the right cost.

Now we want to see everyone, young and old together, and middle-aged as well, and teenagers (possibly), strolling confidently down the boulevard, holding each others' hypo-allergenic neoprene-gloved hands, and wearing the N95 avian flu defender mask. Perhaps someone will sneeze into theirs. No cause for alarm! The pathogens will be safely confined within the mask. Clean-up is a breeze with this low-cost model. Simply incinerate, and you're done!